im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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