Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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