She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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