let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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