Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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