i don't like sucking hair
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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