No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
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