she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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