Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
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