Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I am available for nakedness
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
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