Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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