Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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