what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Randomize
