So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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