He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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