he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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