Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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