did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
only if we run a train.
done.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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