Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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