Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
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