You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
