i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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