On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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