Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
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