The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
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