whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I CAN MOONWALK!
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
