just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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