You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
She's like a pop up book from hell.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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