whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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