love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
As shirtless as possible
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Randomize
