I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
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