Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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