I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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