he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
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