Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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