Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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