it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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