in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
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