i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
I'm having to shit out rocks
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