At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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