He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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