well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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