I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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