I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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