Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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