Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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