I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
my poor anus
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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