i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
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