Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
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