and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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