You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
tonight lets celebrate not being married
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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