Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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